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kalo cowok ganteng berbuat jahat
cewek-cewek bilang: nobody's perfect
kalo cowok jelek berbuat jahat
cewek-cewek bilang: pantes...tampangnya kriminal


kalo cowok ganteng nolongin cewek yang diganggu preman
cewek-cewek bilang: wuih jantan...kayak di filem-filem
kalo cowok jelek nolongin cewek yang diganggu preman
cewek-cewek bilang: pasti premannya temennya dia...


Kalo cowok ganteng pendiam
cewek-cewek bilang: woow, cool banget...
kalo cowok jelek pendiam
cewek-cewek bilang: ih kuper...


kalo cowok ganteng jomblo
cewek-cewek bilang: pasti dia perfeksionis
kalo cowok jelek jomblo
cewek-cewek bilang: sudah jelas...kagak laku...


kalo cowok ganteng dapet cewek cantik
cewek-cewek bilang: klop...serasi banget...
kalo cowok jelek dapet cewek cantik
cewek-cewek bilang: pasti main dukun...


kalo cowok ganteng diputusin cewek
cewek-cewek bilang: jangan sedih, khan masih ada
aku...
kalo cowok jelek diputusin cewek
cewek-cewek bilang:...(terdiam, tapi telunjuknya
meliuk-liuk dari
atas ke bawah, liat dulu dong bentuknya)...


kalo cowok ganteng ngaku indo
cewek-cewek bilang: emang mirip-mirip bule sih...
kalo cowok jelek ngaku indo
cewek-cewek bilang: pasti ibunya Jawa bapaknya
robot...


kalo cowok ganteng penyayang binatang
cewek-cewek bilang: perasaannya halus...penuh cinta
kasih
kalo cowok jelek penyayang binatang
cewek-cewek bilang: sesama keluarga emang harus
menyayangi...


kalo cowok ganteng bawa BMW
cewek-cewek bilang: matching...keren luar dalem
kalo cowok jelek bawa BMW
cewek-cewek bilang: mas majikannya mana?...


kalo cowok ganteng males difoto
cewek-cewek bilang: pasti takut fotonya kesebar-sebar
kalo cowok jelek males difoto
cewek-cewek bilang: nggak tega ngeliat hasil
cetakannya ya?...


kalo cowok ganteng naek motor gede
cewek-cewek bilang: wah kayak lorenzo lamas di film
Renegade...bikin
lemas...
kalo cowok jelek naek motor gede
cewek-cewek bilang: awas!! Mandragade lewat...


kalo cowok ganteng nuangin air ke gelas cewek
cewek-cewek bilang: ini baru cowok gentlemen
kalo cowok jelek nuangin air ke gelas cewek
cewek-cewek bilang: naluri pembantu, emang gitu...


kalo cowok ganteng bersedih hati
cewek-cewek bilang: let me be your shoulder to cry on
kalo cowok jelek bersedih hati
cewek-cewek bilang: cengeng amat!!...laki-laki bukan
sih?


Kalo cowok ganteng baca e-mail ini
langsung ngaca sambil senyum-senyum kecil, lalu
berkata "life is beautiful"

kalo cowok jelek baca e-mail ini, Frustasi, ngambil
tali jemuran,
trus triak sekeras-kerasnya "HIDUP INI
KEJAAAAMMM....!!!"

BOLEH NGEJUNK GA SIH?

ngejunk sudah cak

takut

sama? abang nyuci motor tuh, ngejunk sudah ayok

nooo.. She's not youu and i dont know wht to say, but i'll say it anyway..

no matter what i do i cant believe the lie

but i just cant see it trough.. no she's not youu

she's not you when she smiles, not you when she wake, not you when she cry, not you when she brake

and i dont wanna hurt her, but i know that is true.. sheeee's not youuuuu, oooh

THANK YOU, THANK YOU

hah? kamu nembak aku cak?

doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo yeah..

gotta change my answering machine now that im alone, cuz rite now it says tht we cant come to the phone

and i know it makes no sense cuz you walked out the door, but its the only way i hear your voice anymore

and im so sick of love song so tired of tears, so done with wishin you were still here

said im so sick of love song so sad and slow, so why cant i turn off the radio?

gotta fix that calendar i have thats mark July 15th because since theres no more you, theres no more aniversary

im so fed up with my though of you and your memory, and how every songs reminds me of wht used to be..

tht's the reason im so sock of love song, so tired of tears so done with wishin you were still here

said im so sick of love song so sad and slow so why cant i turn off the radio?

leave me alone, stupid love songs yeah dont make me think bout her smile or having ma first child, im letting gooooo

TURNING OFF THE RADIO

cuz im so sick of love song so tired of tears so done with wishin she was still here, sais im so sick of love song so sad and slow so why cant i turn off the radio?

THANK YOU THANK YOU

ngetik sndiri nih!

ganti lagu ganti lagu! sya mo request lagunya LOVE ONE NIGHT ya.

kok acha stop ngejunk ? boleehh kok .. dengan senang hati malah ..
tapi aku request lagu LOVE ONE NIGHT yaa

nnti sya dimarahin abang

ngeleess ..

emang kok.. sya top poster ke 10 loh

cekidot!! liat bagian kanan https://netdetective.forumotion.net/portal.htm

aduh , jangan mengalihkan pembicaraan acha ! LOVE ONE NIGHT !

bentar lagi ke 9

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